Intermezzo

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Recommended Book For Weekend

Posted by efratadenny on 28 April 2012
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This weekend, I choose to read The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. Off course this book is not telling true story. However, you will find serious and detail survival guide in this book. There are some checklist, agenda, history, and recommended weapon. It had writen in serious presentation. It is crazy to have such preparation like this. Thefore, it is entertaining. I found this book is interesting and fun. If you are looking for intermezzo during weekend, I recommend this book. 🙂

100%

Posted by efratadenny on 6 April 2012
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T
U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+! 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!